gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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かわいいサミー

Anonymous said: What's your guys favorite sex position?

parkingstrange:

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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

(Source: swordweedonline, via cats-on-crystal-meth)

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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via cats-on-crystal-meth)

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zashleyriot:

everyone getting in relationships and im just here like

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I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be. Dita Von Teese  (via 7sunriseoversea)

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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wolfgutz:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE
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