• Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
  • God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
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sofalcondone:

when two people you hate become friends

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what
blamesynapse:

Because who the fuck takes off their uniform like that
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